Wrong Songs

I've taken to making up little songs for myself lately. They're rubbish but they amuse me. This one has two verses so far. More need to be added...

(To be sung to the tune of Down by the Riverside)

I'm gonna take off my socks and shoes,
Down by the riverside, down by the riverside,
Down by the riverside,
I'm gonna take off my socks and shoes,
Down by the riverside, down by the riverside,
Down by the riverside.

I'm gonna dance in my pants and vest,
Down by the riverside, down by the riverside,
Down by the riverside,
I'm gonna dance in my pants and vest,
Down by the riverside, down by the riverside,
Down by the riverside.

Suggestions for new material will be gratefully received. Or mocked if they're rubbish.

By the way, I'm Sparticles.